Desktop Daddies: Sailor

Desktop Daddies are here to make funny office decorations ridiculously sexy…

If your workday feels like you’re lost at sea, Valentino the Sailor is your lifeboat. Place him on your desk and suddenly you’re not “stressed” – you’re “mysteriously thriving.”

He’s got that cheeky sailor swagger that says, “Ahoy, gorgeous… fancy a quick morale boost?” And honestly? Yes. Yes you do.

This product says: My desk has a tiny sailor stripper on it. And my serotonin has never been higher.

It’s giving confidence. It’s giving escapism. It’s giving “captain of my career.”

Drop anchor, hunni – and add Valentino to cart.